Thursday, 3 March 2016


If I was batman for a day I would go get free McDonalds because I'm a superhero. I would go get KFC too. After I become obese I will go work it off by saving people and running. I would also ride his bat-mobile around Gotham City and blow up some stuff like bins parked cars and shops.

Then I'll make hulk angry and go on a rampage with him. Then I would pay for all of it and knock it all down again. Then use all of his money to buy guns and kill everyone all day.

Wednesday, 2 March 2016

If I was batman for a day I would go get free McDonalds because I'm a superhero. Then I'll get KFC too. After I get obese

Sunday, 4 October 2015

Wednesday, 29 July 2015

"Please wash the car hamu" asked mum.
"I can't I have homework to do!" Shouted hamu.
"Then do it" replied mum.
"No I have to wash the car!" Argued hamu.

Wednesday, 20 May 2015

Captain Taniwha

Captain Taniwha was rocketing towards earth from going into a space nose he had snot on his windscreen and he got shot down from alians he was so scared of hitting earth. It was getting bigger and bigger he said to his dog Zeus brace your selfs for crash-landing then suddenly he looked out the snotty gross window and he saw alians. Coming to the rescue but he didn't know what he was they were saying.

Then in a flash they built some really fast rockets that blasted him up into planet mars were they live. Then he walked into the castle when they got in all of them can speak English three said hang him up and kill him and 40 said take him to the leader. He decides and so they brought him up the first thing I said was thanks for sending men to save me then I said I hate you why did you shoot me down I couldn't see. But then they said sorry so I got over it.

But now I have no where to live and no food,water or blankets then in a snap the Alians got me everything they looked green with five eyes and two antennae I lived happily ever after the end.